Happy Halloween!

With all the assignments us CreCommers have been producing this week, let's put that fright behind us and enjoy a bit of Halloween fun this weekend shall we?

Here are a few jokes I thought everyone would get a kick out of for the up coming Halloween weekend!

Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
A. He heard it had great circulation.

Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends

Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A. The Vampire State Building.

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet?
A. blood-thirsty hacker baby

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?

A. For the Boos.

Q. Where do ghosts go out?

A. Where they can get sheet-faced.

Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. It isn't.



If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of a female. Even though you may be faster than the monster, you can be sure that it WILL catch you.

If your friends suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such  as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible

Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here:  Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Meskatonic University, Camp Crystal Lake, Haddonfield, Illinois, one gas station desert towns or any small town in Maine.

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run.  NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.

Have a happy and safe Halloween!